The Office

In this episode we got:

A new prank.



That ended poorly for Dwight.



It was a really great episode. The Dwight/Angela/Andy triangle came to a head, unbeknown to Andy. Also, Andy played the sitar.

Andy: [playing the guitar] Ange, check it out. [singing] There's a place in France / where the naked ladies dance.

Angela: Really Andy? It's Christmas. And you're singing about nudity and France. [walks away]



Meredith gets wasted and lights her hair on fire on accident. Oopsie. So Michael arranges an intervention.

Meredith: I don't mind telling you I have an addiction. I do. To porn.
[collective sighs from everyone in the office]

Michael Scott: Alright, no no no. No. That is-- the image, I think we can all agree, is very disgusting but you know what? Meredith, you lit your hair on fire today. What about tomorrow? What is going to happen when you come into work and you're dead?

Dwight Schrute: I stab her in the brain with a wooden stick.
[cut to talking head]

Dwight Schrute: There are several ways to kill a zombie. But the most satisfying one, is to stab it in the brain, with a wooden stick.

Dwight Schrute: In the Schrute family we believe in a five-fingered intervention. [raises fist] Awareness. Education. Control. Acceptance. And punching.

Dwight sold Christmas toys on the side. Even one to Daryll...and then Toby.

Darryl: (after Toby sees that the doll is black) Is there something wrong with the doll?

Toby: No. It's even better than the one I wanted.

And Jim and Pam were adorable.

Pam Beesly: I knew it.
Jim Halpert: You did not know it.
Pam Beesly: I knew some of it.
Jim Halpert: Everyone knew some of it.
Pam Beesly: [Pam turns to Jim] It's Christmas.
Jim Halpert: You knew it.
Pam Beesly: Thank you. [to camera] I knew it.
Jim Halpert: She knew it.