Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Reality Recap

So... Paris Hilton chose a new BFF. And you know it's real because they're already out providing the world with crotch-shots.



Brittany, the burping, farting self-proclaimed "Jack Black" of the group claimed Paris's place on the left side of her body beneath her breast bone. And all of this after she admitted going on the show to promote her burgeoning rock career. To be fair, she was my favorite from the start.



And she wasn't insane like Vanessa. Bitch was in-sane. Now Paris, I know that you were snorting coke off of Parisian businessmen on yachts for most of the 90's but didn't you even catch a glimpse of single white female?! Rent that shit.

So, go on girl...and please, stop it with the headbands.


This post dedicated to:

BB u so fine!

1 comment:

Carly is Great. said...

Is that pick in that girls hair?

Niiiice.