Airing December 1st.

The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show just happened and it was all Lady Gaga and shit. I love me some Lady Gaga, but the craziness may have gotten in the way of what really important here: titties and ass. So, um, here are some highlights:



No, I will not call you. You look like an insane homeless crack-whore from 1979 with a yarn fetish.

Okay first of all, this is a lingere show so why does it look like my Wacky Day outfit from my senior year of high school? Also, eat a fucking sandwich. Victoria's Secret is supposed to be the bastion of all things hot yet healthy and now we're going all runway skinny fucktard? Not. Cute.


That's more like it. Doutzen Kroes is the best thing to come out of the Netherlands since tulips. That's right, tulips.

Hungarians are hotter than you. All of them. Like me and the chick pictured above.

I am seriously concerned about her legs breaking in half. Also, remember that episode of Rock of Love 2 when Brett challenges the girls to write him raunchy wedding vows in slutty wedding-ish outfits? I think this outfit is from that episode. Hat and all.
Miranda Kerr dated Orlando Bloom. She also dated Jay from The City so, apparently the judgment isn't always so spot on. And I guess neither is the judgment of the producers of this show. Major downgrade on a lot of these.

But I guess no one can top these bitches.