Shar Jackson- K-Fed's ex and baby mama. You may know her from Ex-Wive's Club, Celebrity Rap-Off prostituting herself all over whichever magazine or television show will have her. Oh, and Moesha too. That time that she hooked up with Jason Alexander (no, not that Jason Alexander) just to get back at K-Fed was pretty classy.
Kevin Federline- You know him as K-Fed. Or Fed-Ex. Or K-Fat as of late. He's the smarmy, chain-smoking, white trashtastic back up dancer whose burgeoning rap career woo'd the likes of Britney Spears. After a terrible breakup, a shaved head, mental hospital and custody battles, it looks like Britney's back on track and Kevin's life has been derailed. Oh, to see he and Shar back together again.
Bobby Brown- What can be said about Bobby Brown that hasn't already been said by Joel McHale? He used to be in a boyband. Then he was a singer. Then he married a huge star. Then he did lots and lots of crack. After that he did Gone Country and continued to enjoy the residual effects of a lifetime of crack cocaine use. It's really just a beautiful cinderella story that led us to VH1 Celebreality.
Nicole Eggert- She's the pretty one from Baywatch. No, not Yasmine Bleeth. She's long since suffered from caved-out coke nose. But Nicole Eggert (also the pretty one on Charles in Charge), has piled on a few pounds since her red one-piece days, and she's looking for a way to get back onto the radar.
Kaycee Strough- She was the fat one on High School Musical. If Ashley Tisdale can fix her nose, why can't Kaycee get on a treadmill?
Sebastian Bach- The frontman for Skid Row is looking a lot bloated these days. His failing career found him also slumming it on the likes of Celebrity Rap-Off and ManBand. It's kind of sad to see someone cling to fame this desperately. Hopefully it'll lead to awkwardly delicious scale crying.
Tanisha- TANISHA IS FROM BAD GIRLS' CLUB AND SHE WILL START A SAUCEPAN CONCERT IF YOU CONTINUE TO MAKE HER JUMP OFF!
Jay McCarroll- The winner of Season 1 of Project Runway famously lambasted the producers of the show for thrusting ill-prepared designers into the cut-throat world of pop-culture stardom. Last we heard of him he had spent some nights living on the street.
So...it looks like another trainwreck waiting to happen. At least we can be sure of no Dustin Diamond appearances.
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