The Hills

In this week's episode we see Audrina go freaking crazy. That's all really.


Audrina has heard from some guy named Dino (this should have been clue number one that the info wasn't legit) that Justin and Lauren hooked up. She's crying. To everyone. And apparently texting everyone, like EVERYONE, about it.



Lauren's hurt and pissed that she would believe that at all in the first place and she tells Lo that Audrina is acting crazy. What MTV doesn't show is that that week this rumor was all over the internet too, including on PerezHilton.com where Audrina actually talked to him about it. So, looks like LC had a reason to be mad.



Holly goes to Heidi and Spencer's apartment to look for Heidi and Spencer treats her worse than I think I've ever treated anyone, except it's just like an everyday thing.



So she goes to find Heidi at work. "Don't you have an office?" "I don't want to talk about it." Lulz. They sort of has things out, and Heidi finds out that Holly came to visit. When she asks Spencer if she's been there he lies and says no. Heidi does nothing.



Audrina goes to talk to Justin about the rumors. He thinks Audrina's being as ridiculous as Lauren does. He actually sounds well-spoken and mature and lucid. It's all very weird and Audrina realizes that she probably did something shitty to Lauren.



So, of course, she goes to talk to her about it AT A BAR. Perfect. She asks her for the 11 millionth time if it's true. Lauren gets pissed and tells her that she's worse than Heidi ever was. It's obvious that she just said this to hurt Audrina and that Audrina is experiencing the paranoid delusions that only a girl who's been cheated on a million times can (we learn from Stephanie in this episode that Justin has hooked up with Audrina's friends in the past). It's uncomfortable for me to watch and I realize that it's because these are real moments. These people, however set up have real relationships. Being paranoid Audrina tells Lauren that she's seen her and Justin flirt before. Lauren has the best response ever:

"Flirt?!" I would rather kill myself than hook up with Justin. He disgusts me. Justin is disgusting!"


Truer words were never spoken.

I want to see next week. Also, I want less real emotion. I don't watch this reality show to see reality.