In last week's episode, Whitney was sent back to New York to help with fashion week. While there she chats up the model who she met last time. I guess they've been texting ever since but the reunion looks a little cold given all of the cross continental communication. Perhaps she thought the same thing that I did when I saw him onscreen for the first time: wasn't this guy cute last time. Whitney actually sums it up quite nicely: "You look like you have a really bad spray tan".
Despite her obvious lack of interest and borderline annoyance, she agrees to meet him for drinks. While there she creeps out on the lead singer of the band playing at the club and totally ignores her former crush. She then proceeds to quite obviously flirt up a storm with new rocker dude whilst ignoring no longer cute model dude. Bitch-ay. Model guy's friend puts it best: "Your girl just beat you with that Australian kid".
As a side note, so many of these "first encounters" are pre-miced. I know that this show is tots fake but it's kinda cool having a boyfriend in the production side of the industry to point all of this stuff out. And yes, he did watch all of my shows with me. :)
Meanwhile, back in LA Heidi is distraught over having lost her job. She's, of course, mourning by dressing like she's headed to an LA slut-club and is generously applying lipgloss to her inhumanly plumped lips. Really regretting that last injection of Restalyn now aren't we?
Spenser wants to celebrate her "night off" by going and getting drunk. Will the hilarity never end? So, they do go out. Of course Brent is there (pre-miced of course) and Spenser tried to valiantly win Heidi her job work. Doesn't so much work as it does piss Brent off. Heidi much play clean-up, as always and Brent tells her to go in and talk to Sam.
This week's episode:
Heidi's still mad at Spencer for getting her fired. He suggests going to the movies. She suggests fucking off. He responds that she needs to take responsibility for what happens which I, for once, agree with.
Lauren goes out for drinks with Audrina where they talk about Heidi's sister staying with Lauren after the epic kick-out (this can only end well) and Justin Bobby being a changed man. Back at Audrina's house her Fugly Sister makes another appearance. Usually when a pretty girl is around an ugly girl it makes her look better but in this case it exacerbates all of her ugly traits and we realize that Audrina is, in fact, pretty ugly too. They talk about, what else, Justin Bobby and the set-up for next week's big fight is in place.
Heidi gets her job back...snooooooozzzzzzzze.
Lauren tells Stephanie that Holly is staying with her so after warning Lauren how much drama this could create, Stephanie immediately creates the drama by telling Heidi and Spencer about the new living arrangements. After we see the new roomies, Holly, Lo and Lauren enjoying kitchen time(do these people have a living room?), we get to see that Heidi is hurt by not knowing what's going on in her sister's life and Spencer is an ass. He calls Heidi's mom "stalker mom", proves himself to be even more of an ass than we had previously thought and his behavior has zero repercussions.
In what could be the classiest move of the century while on a date Justin Bobby buys Audrina a shirt and tells her to make sure not to wear a bra with it. What a catch!
Next week on The Hills:
Audrina is hurt when she hears that Lauren and Justin Bobby hooked up. All I can say is, NOT TRUE.
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