Stop Staring at that Box, You'll Ruin Your Eyes

The Stunning Goddess herself, Stephanie Pratt (Unlikely Voice of Reason) is rumored to be joining the cast of The City next year after The Hills wraps shooting for good. The internet is abuzz with whiney blah blahs about the show being potentially more fake if Stephanie were to join but I, for one, am in love with the idea. Here are the reasons why:

1. I like The City but it does have a tendency to be sort of boring. Remember the first season before Olivia came? God, if we’re going to have to resort to another Australian rocker as a villain, count me out.

2. Roxy and Stephanie used to be friends IRL, that is, before she jetted off to New York to make fake friends with Whitney. Drama between Steph and Roxy would be gold but if the girls join back up and rally against a newly villainized Whitney that would be platinum-plated diamond.

3. Remember when Stephanie Pratt got a job at People’s Revolution (after telling Kelly Cutrone that her biggest dream was to have a handbag line — no doubt the precipice for her move to NYC) and then she couldn’t even answer a phone and then Lauren had to fire her and then she and Kelly got into a verbal altercation at a party???? I do. Please, let’s have 13 episodes of that.

4. How could you not want this plump-lipped hot mess to be on your TV screen for another year? Heidi mirrors my feelings here.