Bridezilla Season Premeire

Bridezillas premiered last night filling that void we'd had all hiatus for self-entitled brats insisting that everything is about them. And no, Heidi and Spencer don't count.

It's all very entertaining, don't get me wrong, but these girls are some hot messes. Minus the hot. This time we were treated to the nuptuals of Batman and Hermione Granger. Oopsie, I mean this fat nerd and this other fatty who never quite got over her time as a techie in high school theater. I don't want to shock you, but she's a huge bitch and he's a giant pushover.

If this sounds like something that you'd like to watch, please tune in Sunday nights this summer on WEtv.