I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here

This week was kicked off in style with a 2-hour episode of I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here. When we last left off Angela had been voted out of the jungle by America having suffered from bouts of insanity as evidenced by convulsive crying, and talking to herself. Heidi and Spencer had quit, come back only to discover their personal items including dry shampoo Heidi was intensely and unhealthily attached to had been divvied up. At this point Spencer defended his wife's honor, and hair product, but being physically aggressive with a female cast member. Next they quit, came back, quit, came back, Spencer got baptized by Stephen Baldwin, they sat out of challenges like little babies, Janice slept all day, Sanjaya got bit by bullet ants, Spencer and Heidi quit for real this time, Daniel Baldwin (the coke-head, oft-arrested fat Baldwin) joined the cast, and Spencer and Heidi begged to be let back into the camp claiming that the Devil had taken over their bodies and made them leave. Got all that?

Producers tell us in the first five minutes that the cast has voted to let Spencer and Heidi back in. This is confusing to me because I'm pretty sure I watched that vote go down and people did not want them back. I also read Angela's exit interview and she claims that the vote did take place and that they voted not to let Spencer and Heidi back in. Oh, you sneaky producers! It's backwards day in Costa Rica! Drrrrr!!!!

Then, with little fanfare and seriously little airtime, Francis up and quits. Hm, guess all quitters aren't treated the same on this show.

Some challenges happen, the boys get food, Spencer and Heidi start to look a little Jesus Camp, Janice Dickensen is alternately a wrinkly old bitch and a skinny old bitch, Daniel Baldwin proves to be the only contestant saying what we're all thinking, and Heidi is taken to the hospital after puking all night.

I'm no medical doctor but it seems to me that one might want to drink a crap ton of water and eat something every once in awhile if they were say, camping in the Costa Rican wilderness. Apparently not, according to Heidi. So, she has to quit the show---this time presumably for good---because of an ulcer. Don't worry, her super interesting sister Holly will be joining us next week.

Top 3 Moments from this episode:

3. Heidi "sings" and Janice says she sounds like a dying cat.



What?! She sounds good, ya'll.

2. Sanjaya chokes on balls.

1. Heidi and Spencer leave!!!!! (Forever fingers crossed!)