True Blood

What the heck is going on in True Blood. There is some kind of a minotaur running around scratching people's backs and that rich lady is throwing hedonism parties and vampire Eric is camping out outside of Lafayette's house.

There are only a few things that I have figured out:

1. Whatever that bull thing is killed that witch doctor in the first episode.

2. That rich lady has been around a long ass time. Longer than any of the vampires we know. I'd say Greco-Roman times based on her style of hair/dress and her decorating style.

Things I'm speculating about:

1. Either rich lady or the kid she's trying to fix Tara up with are the Minotaur. Maybe he's the monster and she needs to breed him every thousand years or so. Maybe she is and it's feeding time. Either way, if the scratch marks on Sookie's back really were a kill strategy like the kimodo dragon, how did that crappy waitress live to have them healed. Did she turn into one of them? Is she going to kill nice bartender/dog guy???

2. That bull thing has to be what took/killed that other Sheriff right? Or maybe the crazy Christians did.

3. Christian fundamentalist lady is about to get it on with Sookie's brother. All that talk about her pudding last night was hilarious.

And without further ado, Lafayette and Eric being the HBIC's.