Project Runway Disappoints

Project Runway debuted on Lifetime and this is all I have to say is NO! NO! NO!

The first challenge was a red carpet dress. What?! Where's my "Make a Dress Out of Cottage Cheese and Rice Paper" first challenge? Why are we throwing these people softballs only to get lackluster results.

Uh, the best part of the episode was when guest judge Lindsey Lohan (yes, you read that right) sent the Sam Ronson look-alike packing.

Separated at birth?

They've changed the location of the show to Los Angeles which is like moving Cannes to Amsterdam. And with the location change has come all sorts of other changes too. The show is chock full of guest judges who have a whole lot to do with celebrity and not a lot to do with fashion. Nicole Kidman, Jennifer Lopez and the premiere's Lindsay Lohan (BUT SHE SELLS A LINE OF LEGGINGS!!!!) have no business telling people whether they ought to be in or out.

Nina Garcia does not approve.