Stop Staring at that Box, You'll Ruin Your Eyes

Summer’s favorite plaything, So You Think You Can Dance, is happening so I guess I should talk about it. They’ve retooled the format this season to include only ten actual contestants who are paired with ten all-stars. It’s an interesting enough twist, and it does raise the dancing bar for the competitors to a large degree, but I’m just kind of — I don’t know — bored with all of the perfection. Anyway, here are a few of my favorite dances so far:

Just kidding. There aren't any videos from the competition episodes. Here are some videos of people I like:

Super gay Kent, who's just as gay as they come and is oozing gay out of his gaylobes ever since he came to H-wood from Wapakaneta. Kent, I love you.



Lauren's young and perky, and it will probably affect her down the road when she can't do sexy-time dance moves. But I think that she's just too darn infectiously joyous for me to resist.



Okay, I guess I found a video of Robert on the show. Here he is with Courtney looking so attractive it could burn your eyes out with pretty. Too bad he's more interested in Kent than he is me.